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-Kid C

[benders big score]

Hey I just bought the new futurama movie. woop woop!

And now I am going to go play mass effect.

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-Kid C

[A wild pikaboss appears]

So I saw Beowulf last night. It left me feeling awkward. Parts were jawesome in a "I can't believe that just fucking happened" way. And then other parts were just so stupid my friend's-brother's Gears of War FanFics look genius in comparison.

Heres some short complaints.

Why was Grendel a redneck? He shoulda looked more like this. (see how clever I can be?)

What was with the whole diddling Grendel's mom thing? That wasn't in the book.

Why if he was fighting naked did they strategically place things over his dong? If I'm adult enough to have to see his ass while he jumps all over the place lets see that shrunken little cg pecker. Go on Hollywood, I dare you.

And for today's comic, sometimes I swear to god I hear the Final Fantasy fight song when I'm talking to my boss, and as soon as he walks away the fanfare plays. Duh duh duh duh duh duh-duh-duh-duh! (wow, I remember her looking different)

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-Kid C

[Mass Effect: Way Better Than Titan AE]

So I've put about 9 hours in on Mass Effect so far. And wowsers, it's good. Anyone who enjoyed KOTOR, or any of Bioware's previous titles will feel at home after about 30 minutes of play, although the combat is even a bit less RPG than Jade Empire (Bioware has been moving in that direction it seems). Especially if you're a scifi nerd, there's a lot to take in and get excited about here. Of course many of the technical issues reported in reviews I also noticed: graphical pop-in, problems with voice sync, game crashes (well just once so far actually), and about a half dozen more flaws that would cripple my love for any other game. The thing is, even though I noticed these things... I really, really don't care, the game is still far too good. So yes, this game is definately an epic step forward for the medium, just as Bioshock was before it. Go and buy.

The aspect I actually had the most issues with was actually the character creation system. I set out trying to make a cool lookin BA, but no matter how much time I put into it (2+ hours) all I got was some sort of mutant creature, or a creepy looking dude with a molester stache. So frustrated and alone, I accepted the preset model, something that is usually an anathema to me when I am given the option to craft my own character. Sadness.

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-Kid C

[srry]

Hey its the day after thanksgiving and all I want to do is feel fat and content, and play mass effect. Therefor, no new comic today! But ill put one up tomorrows as soon as I get out of bed!

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-Kid C

[99%]

of all ninja ken comics are about moustaches.

true story.

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-Kid C

[BAH R US]

So I went to Toys R Us on Sunday, hoping to make swift use out of that sale I read about (buy 2 wii games, get 1 free) on CAG, but to no avail! I found Umbrella Chronicles, and Zak and Wiki, but no Mario Galaxy! So I motorboated over to the next closest store, only to once again find them marioless. Sadness.

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-Kid C