So I saw Beowulf last night. It left me feeling awkward. Parts were jawesome in a "I can't believe that just fucking happened" way. And then other parts were just so stupid my friend's-brother's Gears of War FanFics look genius in comparison.
Heres some short complaints.
Why was Grendel a redneck? He shoulda looked more like this. (see how clever I can be?)
What was with the whole diddling Grendel's mom thing? That wasn't in the book.
Why if he was fighting naked did they strategically place things over his dong? If I'm adult enough to have to see his ass while he jumps all over the place lets see that shrunken little cg pecker. Go on Hollywood, I dare you.
And for today's comic, sometimes I swear to god I hear the Final Fantasy fight song when I'm talking to my boss, and as soon as he walks away the fanfare plays. Duh duh duh duh duh duh-duh-duh-duh! (wow, I remember her looking different)
TTFN
-Kid C
1 comment:
you would want to see a cg pecker? wouldn't you?
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