Monday, June 25, 2007

[Star Wars, Nothing But Star Wars...]


So it was suggested to me that Star Wars condoms, might be an awesome idea. And lo and behold, its completely true! Imagine having a Chewbacca, or better yet the Emperor condom on as you did the nasty with ones sexual partner! Fun and games for the whole family!

well no actually, lets keep them out of it.

I mean unless its like by marriage? I guess its not that bad then.

Ahem.

Anyway, the whole availability would have really come in handy a few years back when I got Bobba Fett tattooed on my wang. I mean I never regretted getting the fiercest mandalore this side of Bespin inked onto my personal person... but if I had the option of just buying a Fett condom instead those first "revealings" of my unit wouldn't be so awkward.

WHAT LADIES WOULD YOU PREFER VOLDEMORT OR SOMETHING? CHRIST.

fucking harry potter fans.

oh yeah, and yes, in real life my office bathroom has a disgusting accumulation of pubes on every surface pretty much continuously during the work week. I swear I haven't seen that much pubic hair since 70s porn.

TTFN
-Kid C

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